Can someone please explain to me how two people kissing each other with plastic bags on their heads aka something that can kill you that’s entirely preventable is romantic?
Piero della Francesca: Augustinian Nun (1454)
I’m in a café in France right now and I’m trying so hard not to laugh out loud and disrupt the tranquility of the place that I’m almost crying
"how would you describe yourself"
One of the tracks you wanted to play was The Strokes’ “Someday.” Was it hard not to be massively influenced by them? Because they have got a very distinctive sound…
My drunk friend with a box of pizza: Hey Julian want some pizza?!
Julian: Nah man I’m good. I’m actually pretty fucking hungry but I’m good, thanks though.
My drunk friend: Aaa come on man everybody loves pizza!
Julian: *widens eyes and nods*
My drunk friend lifting the pizza box towards him: I SAID JUST TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT OH TAKE IIIIITTTT!
Julian: *Starts laughing*
Your friend is a genius.
A few months ago we were all like, “Where the fuck is Julian Casablancas?” Now he is everywhere and we don’t know what to do.
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.
reblogging for dem comments :D
This was glorious.
I need a cigarette after reading that.